Note:This is the halloween magazine.Im very sorry that I couldnt be able to go and make a magazined as I have been updating the site alot and its driving my mums head in!But this stuff I have done here will stay here for themes so you can go here whenever and read the stories,jokes,and watch scary but funny video's.

The Halloween mood!

Heyya scary weevils!Halloween is here.But in real life I dont really celebrate it cause Im to busy and mum and dad dont like it cause they think its like begging for sweets.Ok,so below there will be some scary jokes,scary videos on youtube,a scary story, and a hyperlink to my Pretty Shannon's Magazine (Its a halloween special!).So what you waiting for!?Lets do it!

The Scary Jokes

You will be laughing this halloween
Here are some cool but scary jokes to do with halloween:

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.

What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?
Masked potatoes.

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."

How much did the skeleton weigh?
A ton.Skel-e-TON (I made this joke up)

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream.

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand witch.

What do you call dead cows that come back to life?

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Scary Story

The girl hurried through her schoolwork as fast as she could. It was the night of the high school dance, along about 70 years ago in the town of Kingsville, Texas. The girl was so excited about the dance. She had bought a brand new, sparkly red dress for the dance. She knew she looked smashing in it. It was going to be the best evening of her life. Then her mother came in the house, looking pale and determined. "You are not going to that dance," her mother said. "But why?" the girl asked her mother. "I've just been talking to the preacher. He says the dance is going to be for the devil. You are absolutely forbidden to go," her mother said. The girl nodded as if she accepted her mother's words. But she was determined to go to the dance. As soon as her mother was busy, she put on her brand new red dress and ran down to the K.C. Hall where the dance was being held. As soon as she walked into the room, all the guys turned to look at her. She was startled by all the attention. Normally, no one noticed her. Her mother sometimes accused her of being too awkward to get a boyfriend. But she was not awkward that night. The boys in her class were fighting with each other to dance with her. Later, she broke away from the crowd and went to the table to get some punch to drink. She heard a sudden hush. The music stopped. When she turned, she saw a handsome man with jet black hair and clothes standing next to her. "Dance with me," he said. She managed to stammer a "yes", completely stunned by this gorgeous man. He led her out on the dance floor. The music sprang up at once. She found herself dancing better than she had ever danced before. They were the center of attention. Then the man spun her around and around. She gasped for breath, trying to step out of the spin. But he spun her faster and faster. Her feet felt hot. The floor seemed to melt under her. He spun her even faster. She was spinning so fast that a cloud of dust flew up around them both so that they were hidden from the crowd. When the dust settled, the girl was gone. The man in black bowed once to the crowd and disappeared. The devil had come to his party and he had spun the girl all the way to hell.

Funny and scary video's